"When the people shall have nothing more to eat, they will eat the rich".
You've never felt fear until you've felt a stare so decapitatingly powerful it made you buy a shirt on the biggest shopping holiday of the year instead of another 60" tv. You're being judged right now.
• Pre-shrunk, so you don't do it on accident
• Classic fit (Dad bod friendly, check.)
• Reduced pilling and softer air-jet spun yarn
• 1x1 athletic rib knit collar, cuffs and waistband, with stretchy spandex
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs and waistband
• Probably the same sweatshirt you had while playing school sports. Nostalgic
• Front pouch pocket for putting your hands in, or someone elses hands, we won't ask questions
Please allow 2-5 business days for orders to be fulfilled before being shipped out. This allows the clothing to... you know... be made just for you ;)